1. Lay like broccoli (Pretty Woman)
2. Make like a banana and split (©Vienna Famous 2010)
3. Like butter wouldn’t melt
4. You say potato, I say potato. This one only makes sense when spoken in different accents
5. You got any dough?
7. You’re the apple of my eye. No darling, that’s a cataract.
8. Apples and pears. Does anyone actually speak cockney, or is it a myth made up for tourists?
9. Now we’re cookin’ on gas. A personal favourite, obviously predating the microwave.
10. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (Kelis). Sorry I don’t speak innuendo…
11. I should coco(a)
12. Honey pie
13. Something’s fishy around here
14. The milk of human kindness. Semi-skimmed? (See no.10)
16. Let’s play hide the sausage! No, I have never used this one.
17. I’m gonna make mincemeat out of you!
18. Egg on your face, big disgrace (Queen)
19. Hey honey! Yes, sugar…?
20. Chocolate Rain