Every year Heat magazine gets readers to vote for their Weird (Male) Crushes.
I want to start a version for men. Here are my nominations:
The bulldog with lipstick.
The sexiest Dinnerlady by far, and she knew it.
The smartest and most stylish outfit in Gordon Brown’s cabinet.
The woman behind Victor Meldrew
Kathy Burke as Waynetta
Disgusting smelly food stained slob, yet somehow cute?
Kathy Bates in Misery
Powerful and psychotic, what a great combo
I am deliberately omitting the obvs: Helen Mirren, Stephanie Beecham, Honor Blackman, Grace Jones, because you’re expected to fancy them. What I’m after is the really freaky crushes you’ve got.
Who would you nominate?